garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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