All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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