You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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