you're like a bully in the Christmas story
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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