whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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