It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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The best revenge is premature balding
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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