butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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