youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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