Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
