In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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