i just made my gag reflex go away.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Damn victory sex feels great
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