In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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