how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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