I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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