we have officially lost it.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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