This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
