fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
