im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
