i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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