gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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