Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
pray to the hookup gods
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
