I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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