Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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