so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Don't tell me you're on acid again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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