We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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