You were right. It hurts to walk today.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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