I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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