o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Are we still banned from the library?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
