I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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