Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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