I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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