Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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