How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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