wrigley field is MILF paradise
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I want to fling myself into the sun
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Your penis caused this!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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