Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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