its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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