Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
How external is "for external use only"?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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