So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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