I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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