R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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