I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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