We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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