I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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