I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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