he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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