I wish I only lived at night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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