Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
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Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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