I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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