Where is the hickey?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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