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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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