apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
3pm strippers are depressing
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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