Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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