Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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