Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
