I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
